Combien d'entre vous pensent qu'ils mangent healthy?

Messages: 190 · Battle Emcee Inscrit le: 16 Jan 2005 Messages: 190 Localisation: miami

Bon deja, pongaba.. il faut remedier a ca.. la nouritture est un des plaisirs les plus jouissif qui existe,... c'est le premier reflexe humain ( teter!! pour manger)..
arrette sincerement, tu ne sais pas ce que tu pers, quand tu a le premier gout de l'aliment en bouche, et ensuite l'arriere gout, et au moment d'avaler, tu savoures une derniere fois..C'est magnifique y'a pas a dire!!
sucre, sale, melange sucre salee.. c'est un plaisir que tu peux t'offrir seul, a plusieurs, ou en amoureux.. et tu as tellemnt de choix.... maintenant que je relis mon mail, je constate que la nouritture c'est comme le sexe....
bye!

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Messages: 38 · Wack Emcee Inscrit le: 24 Dec 2004 Messages: 38

THE HEALTH GURU SPEAKS:

Q: I've heard that cardiovascular exercise can prolong life. Is this true?

A: Your heart is only good for so many beats, and that's it. Don't waste
them on exercise. Everything wears out eventually. Speeding up your heart will
not make you live longer; that's like saying you can extend the life of
your car by driving it faster. Want to live longr? Take a Nap.

Q: Should I cut down on meat and eat more fruits and vegetables?

A: You must grasp logistical efficiencies. What does a cow eat? Hay and
corn. And what are these? Vegetables. So a steak is nothing more than an
efficient mechanism of delivering vegetables to your system. Need grain? Eat
chicken. Beef is also a good source of field grass (green leafy vegetable). And
a pork chop can give you 100% of your recommended daily allowance of vegetable
products.

Q: Should I reduce alcohol intake?

A: No, not at all. Wines is made from furit. Brandy is distilled wine. That
means they take the water out of the fruity bit so you get even more of the
goodness that way. Beer is also made out of grain. Bottoms up!

Q: How can I calculate my body/fat ratio?

A: Well, if you a body and you have body fat, your ratio is one to one. If
you have two bodies, your ratio is two to one, etc.

Q: What are some of the advantages of participating in a regular exercise
program?

A: Can't think of a single one, sorry. My philosophy is: No Pain ....

Good.

Q: Aren't fried foods bad for you?

A: YOU'RE NOT LISTENING!!!! Foods are fried these days in vegetable oil. In
fact, they're permeated in it. How could getting more vegetables be bad for
you?

Q: Will sit-ups help prevent me from getting a little soft around the
middle?

A: Definitely not! When you exercise a muscle, it gets bigger. You should
only be doing sit-ups if you want a bigger stomach.

Q: Is chocolate bad for me?

A: Are you crazy? HELLO !! Cocoa beans!!! another vegetable!!! It's the
best feel-good food around!

Q: Is swimming good for your figure?

A: If swimming is good for your figure, explain Whales to me.

Q: Is getting in-shape important for my lifestyle?

A: Hey, "Round" is a shape!

Well, I hope this has cleared up any misconceptions you may have had about food
and diets and remember,

"Life should NOT be a journey to the grave with the intention of arriving safely
in an attractive and well preserved body, but rather to skid in sideways-
Chardonnay is one hand - Chocolate-dipped strawberries in the other - body
throughly used up, totally worn out, and screaming - WOO HOO! What a ride!"

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Who's that man ????

krakrakra, "wines is made of fruit, beer is made out of grain", oh my..... lol

Only fruit? only grain? no man, I don't think so !!!!!!

Je préfère en rire!!!!!! This man is kidding, no doubt!!!

Messages: 38 · Wack Emcee Inscrit le: 24 Dec 2004 Messages: 38

Messages: 71 · Battle Emcee Inscrit le: 22 Oct 2004 Messages: 71