Just 4 da fun of it!!!

Messages: 854 · Golden Lyricist Inscrit le: 15 Nov 2001 Messages: 854 Localisation: An laboula!

Man, I know that section ain't gonna stay empty like that! Where my Caribbean People's at? Whatagwan ya'll? So anyway,I just gonna f**k wit ya'll since ya'll don't care about posting anything up in here:

It's a Jamaican family (ya'll know how they are). The son is starving like DeeDamn! He goes in the kitchen and fix himself a bread and butter sandwich...In come the father, commuting home between his first 2 jobs, he sees his son in the kitchen and goes like "Woland, whatchyadoin' in the kitchen me son?", "I'm eating!", "whatchya eatin'?"...."well, a bread and butter sandwich!"..."WHAT! me son, ya eatin' bread and butter?..............Ya eatin' bread AND butter at the same time?.........Son, THAT's 2 MEALS!!!!"

Here are some "yo mama" jokes:

Yo mama so poor when I saw her kicking a can down the street, I asked her what she was doing, she said "Moving."

Yo mama so poor she can't afford to pay attention!

Yo mama so ugly that when she sits in the sand on the beach, cats try to bury her.

Yo mama so poor your family ate cereal with a fork to save milk.

Yo mama so ugly that your father takes her to work with him so that he doesn't have to kiss her goodbye.

Yo mama so stupid that she tried to put M&M's in alphabetical order!

DADA-7 is so stupid, he put a glove on to drag the mouse...(Well, you never know

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